To travel is to live.Hans Christian Andersen (via halluzinogen)
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.Me giving my friend relationship device (via)
Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.Ricky Gervais (via disimba)